Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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