Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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