That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
