There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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