Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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