I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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