I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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