Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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