So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize