somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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