That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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