if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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