best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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