used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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