no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
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i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize