I think my vagina is haunted
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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