she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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