We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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