So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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