I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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