I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
My vagina just clenched in fear
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