Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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