im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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