My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
