You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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