Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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