Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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