It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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