drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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