Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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