It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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