can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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