Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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