i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
How's work?
Spinning.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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