Whatcha textin bout Willis?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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