some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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