he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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