My brain says no but my pants say off.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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