i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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