it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
