idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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