the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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