i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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