Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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