I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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