Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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