My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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