another moral hangover. fuck.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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