I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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