You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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