Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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