Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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