Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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