chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I believe in your delicious
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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