No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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