plz talk dirty to me
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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