It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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